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(With the bell sound of the New Year's)
(The New Year's powerful sun rises!)
(And hopeful energy fills up the classroom)
- Who sent this? - Must be from a fan.
(The bulletin board is decorated with gifts from the fans)
(From poems made with their names)
(To rolling papers)
Everyone's giving you words of encouragement, cheering you on.
(Darn it)
I asked Kyung-hoon why he was laughing, he said people feel bad for me.
The tardy commander!
You're here early today!
Atten-hut!
Salute the tardy commander!
- Tardy! - Tardy!
Why are you here first?
You're here earlier than usual.
"A face genius" must come to class early.
I'm a face genius [good-looking], remember?
It's the Year of the Dog!
What year? "Mu-sul-nyeon?"
(Not so familiar yet)
It's the year of Ho-dong!
- Yes, Ho-dong! - You were born in a year of the Dog!
2018 is the year of the face genius!
The year of a face genius?
Wait, where's the tardy deputy commander and face-loser, Jang-hoon?
Oh! He scared me.
(The speak of the giant)
You're even uglier in this new year!
Face-loser, come on in!
Are you shocked?
Jang-hoon, your face looks a little different.
I changed my hair style.
Face genius! I acknowledge your victory.
Jang-hoon's gonna be hearing this every week in 2018.
Did you parents watch that episode?
I told them not to.
What a great son.
My parents called me for the first time in 2 months and said,
"Congrats Son, you won!"
(Their parents were concerned over this big match too)
"Son, congratulations on winning the face contest!"
(The happiest guy in the world)
You can let it go now, you've become a face genius.
You won, so now you're in 5th place in this school.
(Still not part of the top tier in looks)
(It's difficult to enter the world of handsome men)
Still fifth place in the school!
(Be quiet!)
Today...
You forgot I'm the class president today?
The class president represents the whole class, but you're too ugly!
(His presidency is about to taken away due to his recent loss)
It doesn't matter if your hair's clean-cut, if your face isn't!
(The reason Jang-hoon is standing at the podium today)
We'll have an award ceremony of Ask Us Anything School.
(What awards?)
A person who loves this school and who has been watching us this whole time...
A viewer named Han Moon-hee, who is 14 years old,
found out that there is no end-of-the-year awards show in JTBC network,
and made the following awards herself and sent them.
A 14-year-old is so considerate, what's JTBC doing?
That's really amazing.
JTBC isn't 14 yet.
So I'll give out the awards the viewer gave us.
You'll be called one by one for the awards, come up forward.
Lee Sang-min!
The best debtor award!
The best tax payer award!
An award certificate!
The best comeback award!
Though he went through some dark period in 2017,
the above student made a successful comeback to give hope to many.
As he himself is also happy now and he touched the hearts of many,
this award is given to him to compliment him greatly.
(The perfectly-chosen award for Sang-min!)
The viewer did... Calligraphy?
(Amazed)
She learned it and wrote this herself, "Once Sang-min pays off his debts,"
"he's no longer a debtor, but he's the light!"
(So touched)
It's really well-made!
It's a real certificate!
Next, Kim Yeong-cheol!
Me?
I'm actually getting an award!
"The best leech award"?
Something related to time? [pun]
The best perseverance award!
The above student overcame cruel criticism, persevered by continuously said,
"Oh my God," "Excuse me, come on!
(Yeong-cheol continued to promote his own catch phrases despite criticism)
(Laughing at Jang-hoon's terrible acting)
(Does not care)
Amazed by his perseverance, this award is given to greatly compliment him.
"You're not 'no-fun,' you're funny like honey!"
"Speak with confidence!"
"I look forward to your jokes in 2018 too!"
It'll be funny if it lit on fire all of a sudden.
Lee Soo-geun! The best quick-response award.
The above student was quick to dodge Ho-dong's punches in 2017,
and was quick in making funny poems based on names as well as
overcoming jokes that aren't funny.
This award is given to greatly compliment the fact that he made many viewers laugh.
"Soo-geun, you may be 'the little giant,' but you're an actual giant in comedy!"
"A small prize of a gift certificate worth 2,000 dollars!"
(A quick response receiving this award too)
(Getting injured instead of a prize)
That's the award I wanted the most!
Thank you for the injury.
How are we supposed to follow up to that?
He's so selfish, and we just started!
- The next one's gonna feel pressured. - I'm so jealous!
(He's too much!)
(Who will receive the next award in pressure?)
Kim Hee-chul!
Why's it me?
The best handling award!
The above student handled dressing up in school uniforms, a girl's costume,
being Gung Ye and Kim Byeong-ok in 2017.
Amazed at this Universe's Big Star's ability to handle being anything,
this award is given to compliment him.
"Many planets gathered to become the Universe's Big Star."
"So be a building owner in the universe!" [pun]
Can you give it to me again? Let's do a re-take.
(Oh, that was a blooper?)
I felt so pressured to be funny!
He tried too hard and he failed.
(Soo-geun's performance affected him)
That was good, it was a success!
It's a new year, we'll let it go.
Thank you!
Min Kyung-hoon!
The best unexpected twist award!
In 2017, the above student showed off his sense of humor he's been
hiding for 14 years, every week.
He played many different characters and came up with various jokes.
This award is given to greatly compliment the unexpected twist he brought us.
The best catch-phrase award.
Kang Ho-dong!
The above student made many popular catch phrases in 2017 such as,
"Wanna fight and bleed," "Whew," "Greatly compliment!"
Amazed by his fervency to create many catch phrases at any given point,
this award is given to greatly compliment him.
The face-genius will now give me my award.
The best ceremony award!
The above student performed many celebratory ceremonies such as
a baseball bat ceremony, the giant with flowers, the giant Cupid,
the giant statue ceremony.
This award is given to greatly compliment the fact that he sacrificed his bad joints
to perform those ceremonies.
You gotta do one now.
"Hope your happiness is as tall as you are, 2 meters tall!"
Can't you sound happier than that?
(Such a dry delivery to be happy)
You weren't like this when you won the grand prize in SBS Entertainment Award!
Forget it, now!
Let's say our New Year's greetings for our viewers.
To the 14-year-old viewer, Han Moon-hee!
She made these award certificates herself by hand!
I'll make sure that we don't become embarrassed when compared to these.
We must work hard with dedication this year!
Thank you!
Let's go, 2018!
It's made so well!
Who's the first transfer student this year?
(The Korean Madonna, Uhm Jung-hwa!)
It's Kim Do Kyun from the band Baekdusan!
I'm a huge fan of his!
(How dare you!)
(Even a diva can't escape his clever jokes)
She was so cool walking in, and...
(Keeping her mentality under control)
She's our first transfer student in 2018, the Year of the Dog!
A legend! The Korean Madonna!
Introduce yourself and tell us where you came from.
Hi!
I'm from "I've been called sexy all my life" high school.
I'm Uhm Jung-hwa.
Nice to see you guys!
- Nice to see you! - The original sexy girl!
Weren't you the one who was expelled last year?
(Not so easy being here)
I want to use this hammer already.
- Nice to see you! - Nice to see you!
But Jang-hoon! It's been a while!
Yes, have you been well?
(What's going on here?)
You know him?
Jang-hoon! Do you remember? We saw each other at Sinchon.
At a cafe in Sinchon!
(You met her in Sinchon?)
It was a really long time ago, I thought she'd forget by now.
You were very kind that day.
(What are they talking about?)
It was like 20 years ago.
- Was it a blind date? - You went on a blind date with him?
I was a sophomore in college.
Was he alone when you saw him?
- No. Can I tell them? - Go ahead.
I had a friend who was really pretty.
You dated her for a bit, right?
(A shocking turn of events!)
(You dated Jung-hwa's friend?)
(A heavy bomb is thrown so calmly)
You made up a story about my dating an older woman in Masan!
It was about Jang-hoon!
It was a sign you were telling your girl!
No, it's not like that.
You're really clever!
Well, I did date her for a little bit.
She was her friend, that's right.
But when we first met, she told me her age was...
She lied?
She didn't tell me her age honestly.
But I got to know it later.
She said she'll bring her best friend, and came Uhm Jung-hwa!
I was totally shocked.
That's when her single "Pupil" was out.
And I didn't know it was going to Seo Jang-hoon there.
He walked into the cafe, and I stared at him for the longest time.
What does she do now? The one who introduced you two.
I lost contact with her.
You yelled at her that much?
(They never give up a chance to tease him)
You said you loved her so much!
(A fierce blow!)
What are you talking about, all of a sudden?
He was so nice to her, wiped something off of her mouth and everything.
There's no way she remembers that! I don't even remember, it was 25 years ago!
Maybe they did that foam kiss thing.
I realize that he's a very nice guy, though he doesn't look it.
You're Hyun Bin of basketball!
(Hoon-bin!)
Was she your first love?
No.
Wow, look at him!
I was a sophomore! I must've been a freshman before that, right?
- You guys held hands? - Of course we did.
Did you guys kiss?
(Is this why I dated her?)
Let's just say no then.
He wiped off cake off her mouth.
(This giant is only sweet to his girlfriends)
So I figured he was very considerate and nice.
You really must've been very popular.
I was back then!
You're the type that every girl likes!
I'm so baffled.
I may be ugly, but I was still really famous and popular back then!
I see Ho-dong, and he wants to talk about this for at least 30 minutes more.
Send her a video message!
I heard she's sick.
How's she sick?
She's not that old!
Send her a video message! It's been a while!
She must know that it's about her!
Camera director, don't raise your hand.
Then just name all the girlfriends you had in the past.
We'll have to stretch this out for 2 weeks!
Well, you've all been well, right?
"You all"?
I hope you are at peace, be happy!
Call out her name!
Others might feel sad if I did.
You'd call her, "Honey."
That's possible, "Honey!"
Who asked who out first?
Who said it first?
- Why do I have to tell you that? - I'm just curious!
(They won't give up)
I can't say all these things in detail.
Because of your current girlfriend?
The one you can't reveal?
It's not about my current girlfriend.
You mean you do have one?
My current situation is that...
(Is this for real?)
We're going to his wedding soon!
(Congratulations, Seo Jang-hoon!)
It's not that kind of a situation!
Jang-hoon, catch this bouquet!
(He's actually the bride?)
But Sang-min!
(Is Sang-min the next target?)
- Sang-min! - I got nothing.
It's the first time we're seeing each other alone like this!
(He's alone now)
With how many people did you meet before?
Always in a group of 3 or 4.
We used to travel in a group together too.
I see. That's what it was.
I can understand a group of 3, but sometimes it was with 4?
- So you brought your boyfriend too? - A double date?
We can talk about it, it was a while ago.
Yes. Of course I dated too.
She had a boyfriend who was a real big-time then.
Stop there! Anyhow, nice to see you all.
(Criticism pours in)
(Level up in defense mode)
You said all kinds of stuff to me just now, why are you cutting us off?
Anyway, nice to see you all. Sang-min!
Did I really ask you to pay me with stock options instead for a TV commercial?
That search engine commercial!
For Lycos? That was so long ago!
Why didn't you stop me?
I didn't know! She was shooting a commercial for Lycos.
They asked her if she wanted to be paid in cash or with stocks instead.
I told her, "Take the stocks," but she said she didn't know how that worked.
So she just got paid with cash.
She would've made 10 times that with stocks.
But the commercial was very effective, too.
I'd be bathing, and a black puppy would run out.
You remember it?
I remember Lycos!
You were really close!
You were already close to Jang-hoon and Sang-min then.
She debuted first in the field.
But we've never met.
Kyung-hoon! You think this is really our first time seeing each other?
What? Did you date someone older too?
No, no.
I saw her once outside her waiting room.
I just said, "I love you movie!"
Really?
- You had a single out then. - More than 10 years ago.
It was 1990-something.
I wasn't a professional singer yet in 1990-something.
I was a school student!
He was in elementary school!
2000 something then? Right?
Your band "Buzz" had a single out.
I saw you and thought, "He's really good-looking!"
You've been doing so well these days!
- You think so? - You beat Ho-dong!
- Take good care of me today. - I will.
Who do you think is the funniest here?
Hee-chul.
I knew it, Jung-hwa!
He teases people, but no one can hate him.
I didn't know he loved to mess around like this.
It's the new year and I already don't wanna see him.
Did you fill out an application? We need to hurry.
Ho-dong gets sensitive when he's hungry.
Oh OK, OK.
He gets violent when he's hungry.
Dumpling soup has to arrive on time!
It's dumpling soup today because it's the New Year's.
He might just pull down the "ending credit" if he's hungry.
I pull the ending credit down?
Whom should I give this to?
It's her song and the singer didn't get it.
(Clueless)
I just promoted your song and you didn't get it!
No, I heard you.
She's his ex's friend, that's why.
Sorry, but I'm very sensitive to the word, "ex."
Here's her transfer application.
Name: Uhm Jung-hwa.
(Like this?)
Most people use those characters, "righteous" and "flower."
But my "Hwa" is "to become."
"Become righteous."
(That's nice!)
That's great!
I think it's whatever.
The character of "flower" is too common.
Like this in Chinese?
Try it accurately, see if you know it.
Write it on the board!
He's just writing it in Korean!
You're just moving your finger!
Go up there and write it!
Face-genius! You think being handsome is everything?
Go write it!
Your older girlfriend from back then taught you how to write Chinese characters?
You think being handsome is everything? Write it!
Was she your Chinese teacher?
(It's a lost cause)
You belong to "Tangle's"?
It's my dog's name.
Tangle totally owns me.
I serve him.
- How old? - Now? 14 years old.
He's actually really old then.
He can't see that well anymore.
I can't go anywhere because of him.
So I belong to Tangle.
What kind of a dog is it?
It's a poodle.
That's why your hair is also...
Yeah, we go to the same hair salon.
Nickname: Uhm-Tang-yi.
I like that nickname.
I like the sound of it, it feels friendly when my friends call me that.
Did you go to an all-girl school?
- Yeah. - Must've been from then.
We're from the same hometown, Wonju.
Yeah, but I thought you were from Hoengseong.
I went to Wonju High School.
I went to Bogwon High School.
It's next to where I used to live!
How long did you stay there?
I started high school in 1999.
She had her single, "I don't know," in 1999!
She was a star in 1999!
(She had already released 5 albums by 1999)
I came to Seoul in 1989.
I said this before, but
I was already a fan of hers when she was in MBC Choir.
You were in choir?
She totally stood out even then.
She was just different.
(Happy that she's complimented)
Back then, each network had a choir and a dance company.
The choir and dance company would back up the singers by network.
For background vocals and choreography.
We'd do this kind of dance.
(Shake shake)
(Small movements to maximize emotions)
(It's Uhm Jung-hwa alright!)
It's definitely a different feel!
(Even her aura is different)
You can sing an old-school song to that dance too.
That's enough.
Her future hope is... I'm not sure about this.
It's a bit sad.
She would've done this in back in the day.
"A grand prize in music award."
You never got a grand prize before?
I'm sure she has before!
No, never.
(Speechless in shock)
I debuted in 1993.
And I'm continuing to put out albums.
But I had to go against Sechs Kies, FinKL, H.O.T...
- It's hard. - The idol-groups would do better.
How about the Golden Disc Awards? No grand prize?
I got awards, but not the grand prize.
If they counted MP3s back then, you would've got a grand prize every year.
You had so many hit songs!
My singles sale was great, but others had greater fandom.
Her song plays every morning at retreat facilities.
It's a great exercise song in the morning! The students love it.
You didn't know?
I just know Saemaul Undong.
It's from the 70s!
Her song "Festival" would play a lot in the morning at the Olympic athletes' town.
Really?
Her hobby is...
"Checking the MP3 singles chart."
She'd release a single, then check how high she'd rank.
I do that too.
It's different from before, no?
People really love my new single!
So I'm so excited to check.
I'd check the chart, and it ranks from 1 to 100.
I'd first look from the top,
but it'll keep going down.
Sometimes it's at the very end.
So I'd tell myself, "It'll climb up tomorrow."
Then I'd go to sleep, and find that it's not ranked at all the next morning.
Then a little bit at the bottom, then disappears again.
I get disappointed every time, but I can't help but to check the charts.
How about now?
- Is it OK? - I don't look anymore.
(Sorry!)
I got some great responses from this new album.
I read those as consolation.
They motivate you to release another album, I bet.
Some responses are very moving.
"Thank you for continuing to sing."
"Your songs were always there in every moment of my growth."
They tell me that they hope I continue to sing.
- Of course! - You must.
I'm thankful when they say thank you.
Their words are really touching.
Her strength is peculiar, "Shaking."
Shaking it off?
Isn't it like this? Shake off the ashes?
What, to cigarettes?
(It's fine if it's not)
My chin would shake a lot, ever since I was little.
It'd shake when I'm shooting an emotional scene.
I try not to.
When you act?
- How does it shake? - In daily life, too.
Let me show you.
It's not like your teeth are hitting.
Like what kids do before they cry?
You can't do this?
(Pretty awkward)
Only move your chin.
With mouth closed?
(Shaking his throat instead)
Hee-chul, you can't do it?
(Jang-hoon's trying to do it)
Wow, he's really ugly.
(Shocked)
He's shocked!
(Gives up by this point)
I agree that you're better looking.
You're the face genius!
I need to be humble.
How dare I...
She hopes to be partners with Hee-chul, as she mentioned before.
She finds him really cute.
You like Hee-chul the best?
Tell me 3 reasons you like him better than me, in 10 seconds.
He's pretty.
He's got big eyes.
He teases people but you can't get mad at him.
Sounds like she's describing her younger sister.
I'm sorry "face genius," but
aren't you just too confident now?
(Embarrassed)
He beat me, but now he thinks he's better looking than Hee-chul?
(Where is this confidence coming from?)
You don't like anything I say now?
(It's so unfair!)
Let's continue with the contest, between Jang-hoon and Ho-dong...
You stop it too! You punk!
We gotta do it!
Just look at their faces.
- Just face! - No height or wealth.
Not even the head, just the face.
Look at them and then what?
Choose which one is a little better-looking.
(Staring)
They should express themselves once.
Let's not do this anymore.
(The face genius shows off his good looks)
You pulled down your chin!
He lowered his lips too.
(Sang-min copies the face genius)
(Jang-hoon's turn)
Didn't he just say we should stop this?
Jaw line, show your amazing jaw line!
(Thinking hard)
(Whom will Jung-hwa choose?)
Jang-hoon!
(Sadness vs. Joy)
We can't drag this any longer,
Welcome to this school, Jung-hwa!
(Not so pleased)
Now, guess these things about me!
Tell us, tell us!
You guys having fun?
Then scream!
Jang-hoon's having lots of fun.
I can't feel your heart, Jang-hoon.
First question.
I'm actually from Jecheon in North Chungcheong.
I know! [in their country accent]
What?
("I know" in Chungcheong country accent)
But they don't speak like that there.
It's more like this.
(That sounds strange)
(Isn't that Gangwon accent?)
Like this.
It's close to Gwangwon-do, that's why.
I was born there, and came to Seoul when I was 20.
And I worked a part-time job in Myeong-dong.
Then I moved to Sinchon.
Why's this question so long?
Why do you think I moved?
(It's like an essay question)
What a question!
Why do you think I moved?
The one who introduced you at the time!
Jang-hoon's girlfriend!
She had to see Jang-hoon in Sinchon all the time.
I was 15 years old then!
I was only 15 when she was 20!
You started dating her then?
I was in middle school, no!
(Jang-hoon's ex-girlfriend keeps coming back)
Why did it have to be Sinchon?
Jang-hoon must've opened up a shop for her in Sinchon.
(A boy building owner)
A 15-year-old boy did?
That's why he can't go to Sinchon still. [A song title]
After coming to Seoul, while working in Myeong-dong,
you met a man from Seoul!
He was a student at Yonsei University.
So she moved to Sinchon following her love.
No?
Myeong-dong was too clean for her to work there.
She moved to Sinchon where she can smoke freely.
(Promoting anti-tobacco campaign this new year)
I love this part.
Can you tell us what genre your part-time job was in?
[Teases his pronunciation]
What's a lot in Myeong-dong?
- Snack shops! - Hot pot places!
- Katsu places! - Western meals!
Cosmetic stores!
Solicitors!
(Did I hear him wrong?)
Solicitors!
- Coffee shops! - Night clubs!
Cafe!
They had cafes back then?
Yeah, of course!
Can I just say the answer? Let's go through this quickly and move on.
She was a waitress and because she was really pretty,
all the customers would come just to see her.
And a new cafe owner in Sinchon saw that,
and scouted her for much higher pay.
So you started your life again in Sinchon.
But you accidentally touched his safe.
Right? Scouted to Sinchon?
I'm 100% sure.
You're right.
Guess how much, too.
Say the amount?
I know!
Based on the prices of things back then...
1.50 dollars an hour!
Wow, you lived in such a great generation.
(Lower than 1.50?)
Under the condition that you don't steal from the counter...
(Saying whatever comes to mind)
That's when part-time wage was 50 cents an hour.
A dollar an hour!
I know, 10 dollars!
10 dollars all together.
Old coins!
(Don't worry about it, it's ridiculous)
30 dollars a day!
80 cents an hour!
- He's close! - A dollar! 90 cents!
"I'll give you 70 cents an hour, come to Sinchon!"
How much were you getting paid in Myeong-dong?
60 cents.
(Decided to move over 10 cents an hour)
50 cents an hour was the average back then.
I got a raise to be paid 60 cents an hour since I was a good worker.
And someone who worked with me left to Sinchon.
She asked me to come with her for 70.
I liked her too, so I went.
I had lots of fun working.
I worked a lot of part-time jobs too.
There was a famous snacks restaurant in Sinchon.
I worked there for a while.
Ramen was 30 cents back then.
Ramen with seafood was 50 cents.
- What year was that? - I was in middle school then.
(It was in the late 80s)
I feel like I'm reading a history book today.
(Going back in time)
I worked that part-time job in 1989.
Didn't guys ask for you number and stuff?
Some did.
Some came everyday to see me.
Did you give anyone your number?
No I didn't, they didn't have cellphones then.
Pagers weren't even around then.
- No, pagers had just come out! - I got pager numbers in Sinchon.
Didn't they use Mores code?
(Electrical signal code made in 1800s)
What is this, the Korean War era?
(Communication soldier)
You've never worked when you were in Jaechon?
No, never.
I came to Seoul after I finished high school.
I couldn't ask for allowance anymore.
I started to make money for myself starting then.
I'm sure it wasn't easy to move to Seoul on your own to be a singer
when your parents were still in Jaechon.
No, that's not why I came to Seoul.
My family went bankrupt, actually.
How mean!
(Look of disdain)
Come this way!
- Did I do something wrong? - Yes!
We decided not to ask that question.
The writers warned us so much earlier not to mention it!
You didn't read the script?
He's the best at bringing out sad memories of the past.
No, I'm not sad anymore.
But the restaurant my mom had went out of business.
I couldn't live there anymore.
- That's why I came to Seoul. - She couldn't live!
Oh, your whole family?
I'm sure her mother's very hurt seeing this.
She told me not to talk about this on TV.
She'll regret saying it tonight.
(Looking around with a guilty look)
Many customers came to see you in Sinchon then?
Business went really well.
Then!
Someone who worked for MBC Choir
went to the cafe
and saw you, Uhm Jung-hwa, working the hall!
No!
(Nothing's working out today)
- What does he know about her? - That her mom's restaurant failed.
- And you pointed that out? - That's all he knows about her.
I just found out too!
So how did you become a member of MBC Choir?
I really wanted to sing and act.
But honestly, I gave up schoolwork starting my senior year in high school.
I knew I wouldn't make it to college.
You gave that up later than I thought.
There are varying degrees, did you totally break off from school?
I totally cut off studying and writing.
(She gave up writing at 19 years of age)
How about you, Hee-chul? When did you cut off from writing?
I think that's just how I was born.
That was my infant name, "Cut Off Writing."
I definitely didn't fit the standard type to go to college.
And you had to at least finish vocational school to be in MBC Choir.
But there were special cases.
That's how I got in.
What was the ratio?
It was 300-to-1 chance to get accepted.
Considering the population back then, 300:1 is huge!
It's not like it was in the Joseon era!
It's not that dramatic!
It was the winter of 1989.
What did you think it was, the end of the Japanese Colonial Era?
It's just 300 people!
He's comparing population and demographics?
We're talking about 60 cents an hour wage too.
Yeah, 60 cents is too low, right?
That's how it was then.
You must've been really popular, in that college town.
No one came to my work when I was working part-time.
Isn't it because you joked around too much?
Well, I worked in a factory.
No one came to see me.
You could've been a factory owner if you kept up!
(Working at a factory all his life)
(The secret of Hee-mee and Nico Nico's factory)
"We got a lot of good-looking people at my factory!"
(Definitely the best-looking factory worker)
Here's the second question.
While I was working part-time and living in Seoul,
there's something else I've learned about myself, like my instinct.
I never really had favorite anything, food or what.
But I totally fell in love with this one thing.
My heart beats faster when I just think about it.
I got it.
You bumped into someone on the street.
But his wallet was in your hand somehow.
(A hidden instinct found when she was 20)
You started to make 60 dollars a day when your wage was only 70 cents an hour!
You thought you were timid, like a typical blood type A.
But at a certain point, you started to enjoy being the center of attention.
(That's right!)
You started to like the fact that people came to see you and they were watching you.
You're pretty close.
You tried acting like a character on a TV drama, and you had no problem
getting into it, crying.
It wasn't about acting.
Then singing!
Not singing.
Must be dancing then!
It's gotta be, you'd dance when you hear music while working.
You couldn't help but to do this!
You realized that you were a talented dancer.
Dancing... But in more detail!
You wanted to relieve stress from working the part-time job.
Maybe she went clubbing!
You went out to have fun, and you loved meeting guys at clubs!
(Was similar until he was totally off)
You went to a night club, and you loved it!
You went clubbing all the time and danced.
Are you gonna dance, Jang-hoon?
What was that?
You can do that in your seat, you know.
What kind of a dance is that?
(What's he doing?)
Is that from "Rose of Betrayal," her song?
No, he's blocking someone.
You're right!
(Blocking every shot)
- Is he dancing? - He's blocking shots.
I'm so tired.
(His joints are toiling)
Did people part when you'd go onto the dance floor and dance, like in a movie?
It wasn't really like that.
I was very shy, I just imagined doing things like that.
Then I went to a club,
"What kind of a world is this?"
And I loved dancing.
I never met guys there or get hooked up.
Well, I don't know about "never."
You'd go alone?
No, with friends. With that one friend, too.
(His ex-girlfriend keeps making appearance)
You met her there?
No.
I told you I was 15 years old when she was doing that!
(Sorry, Jang-hoon!)
If you looked like that, I'm sure the bouncer would've let you in.
I went to a bar when I was in 6th grade in elementary school.
I didn't know it was a bar, I just ordered fried rice.
(Free pass with that face)
I ordered milk and fried rice.
You just couldn't drink.
You started going clubbing when you were 20?
I'd go right after work when I was 20.
I'd just order one beer.
And I loved it when people would look at me.
You were desperate for attention.
Possibly.
Have you been to one recently?
I saw her at a bar a couple of weeks ago!
At a bar!
- Like a bar and lounge? - Yeah, a bar and lounge.
What were you doing there?
What was I doing there?
To get fried rice?
She was with Jung Jae-hyung and a few other people.
Then she said they were going somewhere else after.
I asked where, and she said they were going clubbing!
How do they dance at clubs these days?
Clubs these days...
Show us a comparison, from the 80s, 90s, and 2000s.
She's been going clubbing since she was 20!
She must know every decade.
Roger Rabbit and things like that were popular in the 80s.
Yeah, like MC Hammer.
Yes, the end of the 80s.
I couldn't do it, so I'd practice at home with a blanket on the floor.
Roger Rabbit?
Yeah.
Not Roger Rabbit, but something like this.
I couldn't do it before.
"Nami and Boom Boom" used to do that.
I put a blanket on the floor at home so it's slippery...
Let's go! Give us music!
(She'll show us how it's done)
(Club dance per generation)
(He's getting started too)
(The 80s: Roger Rabbit, foreign pop music, set steps)
"Do you want to meet some guys?"
No, I just wanna dance!
Those 3 guys...
(And a man approaches the dance floor)
Sang-min's really serious right now.
(Perfectly in sync)
That was the 80s!
(The two are becoming one under the bright lighting)
(Showing off high-level skills)
(The god of dance)
(Now, onto the 90s!)
The 90s?
She's so out of breath.
(Tired after just one song)
Let's take a break for a couple of years.
(Stop by the Olympic Station in 1988)
In the 90s, they started playing more Korean songs rather than foreign music.
They'd play "Cool" songs.
(A signature dance move that shook up the nation!)
(Dance-bot Hee-chul!)
(Back to 1997!)
I'm not so good at this.
(This music is...)
(The 2000s: Retro, and fast electronic music, synchronized dances)
(The crowd gets excited)
(Getting heated up)
(Let's go!)
(Too hot already)
(Playing back 3 times faster)
(Hee-chul plows through!)
Remember that thing in the 90s?
(Techno mode ON!)
(The techno train takes off with Soo-geun in the lead)
(A magical song that led everyone into this new world of techno)
Now we go twice!
Twice!
(Poke poke, then spin!)
(Everyone's united through techno music and dance)
This really reminds of the old days.
She definitely looks different when she dances.
How funny!
Her posture is different.
It's been a while and you had fun because of me, right?
Then the song "I couldn't have you" by "Bank" would come on.
And comes the slow dance time to finish off.
(I remember!)
How about "Position"?
(DJ Geun)
Next blues song with your lover, like "Bruce" Willis!
Then they'd play a song around 4 AM to say goodbye.
There was a waiter with the name tag, "Kang Ho-dong" in every club!
(The waiters would name themselves after famous people)
And it's never a skinny guy who's Kang Ho-dong.
It's always the chubby ones.
I still remember my waiter's phone number, his name was "Kim Young-gae."
I used to go clubbing everyday when I was 20.
I was so amazed at the club scene, after coming to Seoul.
I used to go everyday, and I still remember my waiter's name and number.
I used to often when my mentality wasn't yet so sound.
Jang-hoon saw me at a club and said, "Hey, it's Lee Sang-min."
Then he went and brought Lee Sang-min the basketball player.
He saw me dancing and said, "Hey, Lee Sang-min!"
"Hold on!"
He brought the other Sang-min and told us to dance together.
He's a professional basketball coach now.
Jang-hoon connected a lot of people!
But I used to go clubbing a lot with him.
Here's my third question.
All kinds of things can happen on stage, Sang-min knows, I'm sure.
I'd be on stage a lot.
What was the most appalling thing that happened on stage
for the past 27 years?
What do you think happened on stage?
(The giant actively participates)
You always wear high heels.
You dance in them, too.
And you made a cool dance move,
but your heel got stuck somewhere on the stage and wouldn't move.
That's never happened before.
It could've happened once in 27 years.
I'm taken aback a little.
Something with your clothes?
(The giant's active participation again!)
You were a tight and sexy dress on stage.
You were dancing passionately, and it came down?
It's not the answer, but that happened to me before.
I wore and dress and went like this.
The dancers lifted me up in the air,
but I felt a cool breeze from my side.
My costume got ripped!
I was put down, and I walked away like this.
(She calmly dealt with an emergency)
Was that captured on camera?
- How it got ripped? - Yeah.
When was that performance?
- Tell us, so we can look for it. - We'll find it on YouTube.
Type in "Uhm Jung-hwa's arm pit."
(Pulls out his phone to check)
It's not on YouTube?
Was it outdoors?
Yes.
What song?
It was an outdoors stage, far from Seoul.
Maybe it was so windy that everything flew off the stage and you were alone, singing?
You caught a cold.
You were singing, "Pupil."
And your nose kept running.
Right? Your nose kept running on stage.
You couldn't stop it, it just kept coming out.
Eventually, you had to turn around and sing the song.
Didn't that happen?
(This really happened to her before!)
(She subtly adds in her choreography)
- My nose kept running. - You're so sensible.
(Her hand goes to clear her runny nose again)
- She was famous for that. - Was your nose running that badly?
At the end of the song, I had to turn around and end the song like this.
- She has quick reactions. - All sorts of things can happen.
- A singer, who gets sick didn't take care of themselves. - Oh, my!
- He tells us we're not professionals if we come here with a cold. - Really?
What if Cho Yong-pil and Na Hoon-a catches a cold?
What I said was useless.
I spoke too quickly.
You don't know?
- Something worse than that? - Tell us the song you were singing.
- "Invitation". - "Invitation".
("Invitation's" signature choreography involved seduction and a fan dance)
The dancer's played a big role in "Invitation".
Seo Dong-cheol was the bald dancer in the group and during an important part...
of the dance, you started cracking up because you were touching his head.
They used a lot of fireworks on stage.
Yes, fireworks.
- It's similar to that! It happened because of a stage prop. - A stage prop!
I got it! You heard a loud sound, like gunpowder exploding, so you got scared...
- and they captured your scared face. - No.
You must've cursed!
"Holy s$*&! That scared me!"
- What the heck? - You could've said it because you were shocked.
"F$#* that's hot!"
I got it! The flare got caught on your hair!
Your hair started burning because of the flames.
- No. - Did the bald guy's head catch on fire?
That's when you asked, "Don't you smell something burning?".
Something else happens when fire comes on.
- What fire? - It's makes a lot of noise. - There's smoke.
- Smoke! - Yes, it has something to do with smoke.
- I bet she inhaled some of the smoke while she was on stage. - That's it.
"I was waiting for today"... (Coughing)
You're getting kind of close.
You inhaled the smoke and when you tried singing, smoke began coming out your nose.
Is he right?
Are you serious?
Smoke began coming out of her nose when she sang, "Risky..."
Really? I've never heard of that before.
- It's surprising you even got it right. - I was just guessing.
- How did you get the answer? - That's amazing.
- I wish we had a clip of it. - You inhaled the smoke and looked like a dragon?
- Is there a video clip of this? - I don't think so.
It wasn't a concert in Seoul.
Can you stop pretending to know how to search online?
(He only pretends to know how to search online)
When I began singing, "It's risky...", the fireworks began to pop.
It wasn't a big firework either. It was small and quickly turned off.
I inhaled the smoke right when I began singing, "It's risky and...
dizzy" and suddenly I saw smoke coming straight out of my nostrils.
We couldn't finish the whole song since we were all laughing so much.
You must've inhaled a lot.
I'm being totally honest when I say I looked like a dragon.
Back in the day, they used to broadcast a lot of our shows on the radio...
for cities outside of Seoul.
When we had concerts, they only had 2 spot lights on stage as well.
Most of the dance groups...
had to run onto the stage with a set of male and female on each side.
We were on our way out but the stage was really dark.
They called out, "Roola" but I bumped into someone on stage.
I fell as soon as I bumped into the other person.
Ji-hyun and I had bumped into each other while running onto the stage.
(A big accident while excitedly running on stage)
I knew it was going to be Kim Ji-hyun!
- Most of his funny stories always involve Kim Ji-hyun. - You lost to her.
The problem was that I fainted, but Kim Ji-hyun was fine.
I was totally knocked out.
I was on the floor when someone was trying to revive me.
- Ji-hyun kept asking me if I was alright. - Ji-hyun!
We literally ran right into one another.
Most of his accidents always involve Kim Ji-hyun.
That's really funny.
I was singing "Match Made in Heaven" with a lot of other singers and...
suddenly one of the confetti that was flying around got stuck in my throat.
We were on live and I couldn't sing my part because I was coughing and...
in the end...
Kim George had to sing my part for me.
- I couldn't sing any of my part. - Didn't he have a lot of accidents on stage?
That must've been dangerous.
- He didn't remember his own lyrics. - He asked people to sing with him too.
He even yelled, "I forgot all the lyrics" when he was singing GOD's song as well.
- Last question. - Let's go.
I'm not sure if you guys know, but I'm really close with Yeong-cheol.
- Really? - I didn't know that.
I thought he was a loner.
I'm serious.
There's a reason we got close. When I used to sing a lot...
he'd always stop by my waiting room and hang out with me and support me.
There's one phrase that I would say the most to him.
- What was that phrase? - "Beat it".
"Beat it".
(Eyes moving around)
That must be the answer!
- Is that the answer? - I'm sorry if that's the answer.
- Is that the answer? - That's right!
I can't believe you got that!
Come here, come here.
(Kyung-hoon celebrates)
I can't believe you got that.
(They're totally surprised)
I was only trying to be funny.
- It's the first time he got an answer on the first try. - That's funny.
He totally surprised me.
- He got it even before she finished her question. - His rhythm was great.
- He's got ESP sometimes. - Did you really tell me, "Buzz off"?
The comedian's waiting room would be right next to my waiting room.
Yeong-cheol would come into my room like it was his.
He'd always talk about what I should and shouldn't do while I was singing.
He'd always be really nosy and at first, I appreciated his comments.
- Yes, I'm your fan. - When he left, I used to be thankful for him thinking about me.
When he kept doing it, I had to ask myself, why he was in my room again.
I kept thinking in my head, "Buzz off".
Didn't I continue going in your waiting room until your 7th album?
Buzz off.
She made "Dagara" because of you.
Yeong-cheol's best feature is his tenacity.
He really is the best at being tenacious.
What's surprising is that I really thought he'd disappear after a little bit.
You thought he wouldn't be popular?
We have a lot of entertainers that disappear after a little while.
At that time, that what I thought.
You can tell how much he loves his job but...
I'm even happier to see that people still love and support him.
- He's your junior as well. - I know.
- He's releasing albums these days. - He already released 2 albums.
I'm thinking of releasing more albums.
(Sure, go ahead)
- I really... - Yeong-cheol, buzz off to the music world.
("Ask Us Anything's" fire on laughter doesn't end today either)
(The backstage of a fantastic and beautiful concert)
('Ending Credit': The backstage is quiet before the last concert)
(The concert's main singer: Uhm Jung-hwa)
Excuse me?
My concert was sold out again?
(Laughing)
Why get so worked up about that?
It's me, Uhm Jung-hwa! What?
A person to on stage with me for 'Ending Credit'?
Alright.
Alright, I'll find someone right away. Okay.
(Does she have some kind of plan?)
That's right! I need to find out...
who my real love was today.
I can't believe how bad I'm acting.
Why aren't they coming when they received my invitation?
(Awkward)
Why aren't they coming?
(The waiting room is empty again)
(The door opens suddenly)
What the heck? Why did she invite me here today?
I'm already busy with my concert.
Jung-hwa?
Do we need to come back in because you messed up?
- Get on the floor! - I'm sorry, what kind of set up is this?
You're the victim, please tell what happened here.
- Could you step out if you're part of the staff? - I have my own mosaic.
- Why did she invite us? - Shouldn't you be at your own concert?
- Aren't you supposed to be singing? - Yes.
They're looking everywhere for you.
I know, but I'm here because she said it was urgent that I come here. I need to go.
- What's with the sudden dialect? - When did you start using a dialect?
- You seem to love Kangwon-do too much. - Really? Nice to meet you.
Are you here looking for women since you only have guys in your group?
I'm only here because they said it was urgent.
I didn't know if men or women were here.
Isn't everyone here because they received an invitation?
I think we all have the same thing.
- Are you guys all here because you got an invitation? - Yeah.
Excuse me, but why aren't you using honorifics with us?
Although you do look much older than all of us.
I canceled my $2 billion-dollar club and came here because they said it was urgent.
Did they give this invitation to any pig or cow they saw on the streets?
- Aren't you being extreme? - How come you're still uglier than a pig or cow?
- Isn't that her? - Hi, Jung-hwa!
- Hi, everyone! - Hi!
- What are you doing here, Jung-hwa? - Guys...
- Long time no see. - Uhm-tang! I gave you that nickname!
- No, I gave her Uhm-tang. - They're so strange. Can't you guys read what it says?
- I was your love. J.H. - J.H. could stand for Jung-hwa!
J.H. stands for Jang-hoon and Jung-hwa. We even have matching tattoos. Show them!
Fine, show us!
(The small guy tries to take Jang-hoon's pants off)
- Why won't you show them? - You'd better not be lying!
I'm holding back because we're on TV. Show them. Hurry.
We got matching tattoos with our initials on it.
You're right. I invited all of you today.
We all used to love one another.
- You went out with all of them? - How did you ever date guys like them?
- Aren't your standards too low? - We saw each other last week.
Thank you for keeping it a secret that we dated. But!
You no longer need to do that anymore.
- You can tell everyone. - Tell everyone, here?
I can say, "I'm Jung-hwa's boyfriend!"?
Of course! I'm sure it must've killed you not letting anyone know.
I couldn't tell my family because my girlfriend was so much older than me.
Can I tell everyone too, Jung-hwa?
You can buzz off!
I'm sure he couldn't tell his family.
- No, we dated a long time ago. - That's right.
Do you remember buying this crummy jean jacket for me?
Crummy jacket!
- How old were you when she bought it for you? - Is that jacket for kids?
You dated when he was young.
Anyways, my long-awaited new song has been released.
It's called 'Ending Credit'.
- It's really hot these days. - I wrote it.
I'm going to figure who my true love was...
and give you the opportunity to go on stage with me.
Are you saying our love wasn't true?
No! Of course, not. Listen to me.
I truly loved each and every one of you.
That's why I wrote a song every time I broke up with one of you.
- That's right, I remember. - That's right.
- She sings really well. - Your legs must be stuck in the sea, Jung-hwa.
No, this is all computer graphics.
- It looks like we're in an aquarium. - Is this for chroma-key?
Aren't all these clothes for chroma-key?
Let's all calm down and take a seat, back here.
Excuse me, but when are the lights on your sign going to come on?
You guys are still very hectic as usual.
Wait a second, Jung-hwa.
You're forgetting that you used to tell me, I was your true love.
You sang about my eyes. These eyes! Yes, Jung-hwa!
Uhm Jung-hwa, I know you were enticed with these eyes.
- Are you saying you didn't love my eyes? - I loved them a lot.
Your eyes followed me everywhere I went!
When I ate, met friends and even when I was changing my clothes.
You pervert!
(Trauma)
What's so wrong my stare?
Where do you think you're looking?
- You can hit me for real. - Yeah, hit him for real.
You can hit me for real, just not too hard.
I just suddenly panicked right now. I was so afraid of her.
- That can happen. - Can't you see my eyes?
- Would you rather hit me instead? - Yeah.
You can hit me? Why?
I'll say something and you hit him instead of me.
- What's wrong with my stare? - Your stares kept following me around!
(Slaps)
It's easy to hit me, isn't it?
What are you looking at?
- What are you staring at? - Oh, no!
- He wasn't looking! - He wasn't?
I can't see anything with this on!
I can't see anything when I put this down, I can't!
Weren't we supposed to pass it along, like this?
Did it hurt? I feel bad.
I'm honored that you loved my eyes, but sad that it's all in your past.
I heard you made a song while you were dating Hee-chul.
- Yeah, I made a song while thinking of Hee-chul. - What was it?
- You made a song for every guy you dated? - Of course.
You damned composer!
I made this song because of your stares.
- What is it? - Cue the music.
This song!
(Uhm Jung-hwa: 'Eye Pupil'-1993)
- She made this song for Hee-chul? - She's very sensuous.
(Sticky)
(Her glamor is doubled with Hee-chul at her side)
(Easily able to sing high notes from a woman's song)
(A legendary song about a woman and man captivated by stares)
You're still good, Jung-hwa.
- That's right, I remember... - Did you really stare at me because you loved me?
You two should stop, you still have seven more guys to go.
Don't you think you're taking too long?
Why did you start looking at other women?
Be quiet! I'm saying my lines!
Why did you stare at other women? Even other guys too!
- I love you, Jung-hwa! - What a piece of trash.
Why can't you say anything? Why can't you say I'm your man?
Tell them I'm your boyfriend and that you're still dating me.
Tell them I'm the one you love.
Why can't you say anything? Don't you remember?
- The crappy jacket? - Think about it!
Don't you remember us praying at dawn...
asking approval for our love?
Don't you remember praying at dawn with nobody around?
- Don't you remember? - You're Buddhist.
- Why don't you remember? - You're Buddhist!
So, what?
- We went and prayed at a temple. - Is that you meant?
Don't you remember the motak rhythm?
That's why you wrote a song for me.
- "A Love Only Heaven Permitted". - Then, why did you leave me?
- I left you? - Yeah, you got married.
- You even have kids. - Experience is important.
- It was experience for you. - You left me after I fell in love with you.
- Who told you that? - You bastard! - I still love you.
What about your wife and kids at home?
Stop it, you wench!
(Embarrassed, the father leaves the scene)
Is that all?
- Soo-geun. - Yeah?
- I made this song for you. - You finally remember?
You always ruled over me with your lashings.
- You always ruled over me with your lashings. - Fight!
I would hit you once and you'd hit me three times. Don't you remember?
I remember like it was yesterday. That's why I made this song for you.
(Uhm Jung-hwa: "A Love Only Heaven Permitted"-1995)
(He might pass away from getting slapped too much)
I can't believe this.
(Turns)
(Slaps)
(They go hand-in-hand)
(The crowd is pleased their violent art)
(Under a spell)
(They express pain from forbidden love with slaps)
- I remember. - You remember?
This is the reason I can't forget you.
I can't seem to forget about your hands. Hit me more!
Please, hit me more!
I couldn't even go to your wedding and congratulate you.
I felt bad I couldn't even give you a wedding present.
So, I brought it here for you.
(Here you go)
Here!
(All laughing)
- Were you surprised, Soo-geun? - I couldn't believe it.
- Where did she think of that? - There was nowhere she could've hidden a gift.
- I was fooled. - Me too!
- She got you good. - I know, I'm shocked.
Munchkin, get out of my way. Jung-hwa.
You haven't fo-gotten me, have you?
Fo-gotten?
Why are you trying to act cute, so suddenly?
(Trying to act cute in front of his ex-girlfriend)
You haven't fo-gotten me, have you, Jung-hwa?
Fo-gotten you?
Did you start using the name Seo Jang-mi because...
you thought I made the song 'Rose of Betrayal' for you?
I heard you were acting stuck up too.
To be honest, I couldn't forget you.
- Really? - I couldn't forget about you, so I kept using the name Seo Jang-mi.
- Really? - Yes. - Get a hold of yourself.
I made this song while I was thinking of you.
- Really? - Cue the music.
What song is it?
(Uhm Jung-hwa: 'Rose of Betrayal'-1997)
(An uncommon intro)
It's 'Rose of Betrayal'.
(It's like a scene from a musical)
What is it? What's going on?
You piece of trash!
(He's serious again)
My knees hurt already.
You didn't even move much.
(Sexy)
(Provoking)
(They keep climbing towards the climax)
(In a trance)
(His excitement can't stop his knee pains)
(Bouncing around)
(I've never wanted you)
(They continue on with a shocking couple dance)
(The giant's hips seem angry)
(He looks more like he's doing aerobics)
(Fatal)
(You're going to regret it)
You're really going to regret it.
'Rose of Betrayal'.
What's wrong with him?
Does he still want to be a basketball player? Why is he blocking everything?
Jung-hwa! I'm here.
- Hi, Kyung-hoon. - Your boyfriend of five-years.
- Has it been five-years? - You don't remember?
When was it? Was it in 1989?
- You had just come to Seoul. - Weren't you 6 years-old?
- You were only 6 years-old! - Hey!
- You were only 6! - That's when we started.
- Was it 1999? - He's lying.
It was 1999. I was a bit confused.
- Fine, how old were you in 1999? - 16!
- Say it was 2009. - How old are you?
(They can't seem to get over their age difference)
Age wasn't a factor to our love.
That's right, those are my exact thoughts.
I really don't believe age is a factor in love.
But, how can you go clubbing with another woman?
- Who is she? - I only went to the club because I love to dance.
- Yeah, right. - You know how I love being the center of attention when I dance.
I became a dancing singer.
- I became a dancing singer. - Really?
- Yeah. - How about you me?
- His clothes look like Park Nam-jung. - My group's name was JOOK.
- What does that stand for? - A clubbing maniac.
Cue the song, please.
- Play the song. - You lose if you become awkward.
(The dancing singer slowly gets his rhythm going)
(His hips are already starting to move)
(Clenching his lips)
You're very good. Good job.
(His moves play with the rhythm)
I think he saw the video.
He learned the moves somewhere.
(Cool steps. His dance is short and sweet)
Stop! I can't keep watching this.
You must've fallen for me again!
I really do think I'll fall for you again if I keep watching you dance.
- Why don't you come back to me? - You're like poison in my life.
- Poison? - Poison!
- That's why I made this song. Cue the song. - You're like a viper!
That was your line, you just didn't say it!
(Embarrassed)
(Uhm Jung-hwa: 'Poison'-1998)
(The couple's outfits are a perfect match)
(In sync)
(They have great chemistry since they're both singers)
(Taken aback: What's wrong with you?)
(The atmosphere is pumping because of the two singer's collaboration)
(Trying hard)
Nice! Nice!
(Kyung-hoon even takes off his coat for her)
(Peek-a-boo)
(Stepping back and forth)
(Please return to her embrace)
(Ending slap)
- She's slapping everyone. - How can you slap everyone?
- Your hands are still good at slapping. - I'll slap you even better later.
- What about me? What about me? - Who are you?
Shouldn't you tell me who you are before slapping me?
Isn't she the woman you met at the club?
Do you already have another man?
- What are you looking at? - What are you looking at?
He didn't see anything!
I can't see anything through these!
He can't see through these. I slapped you because you weren't watching.
- I'm taking these off. - You should keep watching.
(She's happy from starting the slap relay)
Who is the last person?
- Jung-hwa? - He must be a famous chef.
It's me.
You know, don't you?
I don't know.
(I have no idea)
- Is that the end? - No, it isn't.
- You're done, get out. - No, that's not it.
Get out!
She already said she didn't know you.
- She doesn't know you! - Let me just tell her about this.
She sent me an invitation as well.
Don't you remember how much I loved you?
I don't know.
That's the end for you.
This can't be.
No.
- Jung-hwa! - Cut! Cut!
- Wait, Jung-hwa. - This is only funny when you do it once.
My gosh! I hate this corner!
- Are you crying? - What? - Are you crying?
(He's faking to add in a personal impression)
That's going to be our first buzzword. 'Buzz off'.
Buzz off! I have a good feeling about this. Remember, it's my buzzword.
Now, I've prepared some questions...
to decide which seven of you is my true love.
You'll know what I'm saying even if I say bullshit, if you love me.
Do you understand?
That's what we all call love.
- That's right. - Jung-hwa! We know what you're thinking.
You used to say a lot of bullshit as well.
- I understood everything you said. - You're saying a lot of bullshit.
- Let's do this. - I'm going to show you a phrase that has the words mixed up.
Solve the sentence and complete the mission.
- Let's go. - You can't say it aloud.
You have to show with your action. Are you ready?
- I got it! - He's really good at this.
- That's right. He got it. - What is it?
- With an ugly person? - Move, move, move!
Move, move!
(Why is he dragging Jang-hoon out?)
- This is the answer. It's with the ugliest person. - That's right.
- Isn't he 7th? - Isn't it supposed to be who Jung-hwa thinks is the ugliest?
- Of course! - Then, why aren't you dancing?
- I thought it could have been you. It could be a coincidence. - Thank you.
I thought the answer could have been you.
- Who got it right? - The answer is...
Kim Hee-chul and...
(Shocked)
- You think Kim Hee-chul is the ugliest? - Kim Hee-chul and...
I think you're right.
I suddenly forgot your name.
- You spent 5 hours with us. - You hit him the most.
Soo-geun and Hee-chul got it right!
- It means one of us is the ugliest. - Soo-geun... No, Hee-chul got it right.
- I'm the one, who brought him out. - Then, Soo-geun got it right.
I don't want to play since this is awkward.
Hee-chul is the ugliest since he's uglier than me.
- Can you give us the next problem? - I have another problem for you.
- Kyung-hoon is really good. - He's too good.
I got it! Uhm!
- She emits a tremendous amount of energy! - Jung! - Jung!
- Jung-hwa is... - Hwa!
Hwa...
- Done! - Done! - I got it!
Uhm!
Uhm Jung-hwa.
- Jung. - You really...
- Hwa. - shouldn't get mad.
- What the heck? - I got it!
An acrostic poem.
(The best acrostic poet, Soo-geun gives it a try)
- Uhm! - You're so pretty.
- Jung! - You're really pretty.
- Hwa! - It must because of your make up.
- Buzz off! - I got it! I got it!
- Did you memorize it? - Uhm!
Mommy.
- Mommy. - Buzz off!
Get out of here! My turn.
How could he call her his mom?
- Uhm! - A very pretty...
- Jung! - Jung-hwa is...
- Hwa! - so pretty, she doesn't need make up.
- He got it! - Yeah!
- What did he say? - He did well.
It was supposed to be a complimentary acrostic poem.
Last question.
- The person next to you? - No, it's a person laughing.
(Jumbled up)
(Laughing)
(Smile with your eyes and hit the person next to you)
Geez! You're disgusting!
(I'm not going to let you get away with that)
(Yeong-cheol is the target on this side)
(He's the town's punching bag)
(Bicker and squabble)
I might have died if he got me with the last punch.
Isn't it, 'hit the person next to you while laughing'?
- No, it isn't. - It's smile with your eyes and hit the person next to you.
Jang-hoon got it.
I've never seen a face like his before.
- Show her what you look like. He's cute. - Show Jung-hwa.
He's so cute when he smiles with his eyes.
Geez, that's disgusting!
You can't catch him.
(They're like Tom and Jerry)
- You didn't catch him. - I'm going to kill him!
- I'm going to kill him. - Can't you let it go, for me? Please, for me?
- Alright. - Okay? - Let go of my hand.
- Calm yourself down, for me. - He must be an entertainer! Who is it?
- Is he a king from another country? - Did something happen?
(Revenge slap)
Jang-hoon was the first person to understand my jumbled words.
(He celebrates by dancing to 'Rose of Betrayal')
- He asked why you chose him. - Really?
No way. I didn't say that.
I can't decide who my true love is with just these two games.
What do you think is true love?
True love?
I believe true love can conquer all hardships.
Sang-min would be the winner if it means conquering hardships.
We'll start a game of water 'Cham, cham, cham'...
to see how much you can withstand hardship.
It's going to be water slaps.
- Cham, cham, cham? - It means you'll get hit.
- You get slapped? - We're just getting hit all day.
Whoa.
It has different levels.
Slapped with water on the hands, with a glass of soju and even a bucket.
- It's only if you're wrong. - One, two, three!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Should we just ask Jung-hwa to call people out?
- Yeah, let's do that. - I thought it might take too long.
Let's go, Soo-geun.
(Why did you decide to choose me?)
Cham, cham, cham!
He passed level one.
Cham, cham, cham!
- He passed level two. - You went first.
You should've got it right if I went first.
- Good! - What's level three?
- Wait! We'll be done if you win. - Yeah, we'll be done today.
- We'll win! - Show them!
- Finish! - Let's go.
You can do this, Soo-geun!
I'm turning this way! I'm 100%! I'm serious.
Cham, cham, cham!
- She got fooled! - Last one, last one.
I'm sorry to our staff members. I have one last level left.
- We're going end this! - Last level.
- End it here. - One last level! One last level!
- One last level! - Scream if you want me to finish it!
(Let's get out of work early!)
- I bet you're worried. - Cham, cham, cham!
Cham, cham, cham!
(He succeeds level four as well)
It's over! It's all over!
(Upset)
(Did he really finish all four levels in one try?)
It's my fault for choosing Soo-geun first. That was just a practice round.
- What did you say? - They're my rules.
- We got all this ready. - They're going to cut my whole scene.
- Here! - That sweater is going heavy when it gets wet.
Cham, cham, cham!
- That's what it was for? - Yeah.
That's what you meant by a wet slap?
Cham, cham, cham!
- Cham, cham, cham! - He won twice!
- Cham, cham, cham! - Three times! He's got it!
- You got this! - Cham, cham, cham!
Cham, cham, cham!
(She slaps him when he failed the 4th level?)
- Is she supposed to slap him? - She did anyways!
(Slap)
(A pail full of water combo)
You were supposed to use this!
You meant the fourth level!
It's okay since he's good-looking.
- You needed the pail since you failed the 4th level. - Why did you do it?
She asked me to do it for her.
I was caught up in the fact that I needed to hurry up and hit you.
Calm down since you're so handsome.
- I'm turning this way. I need to confuse her. - It doesn't matter to me.
- Cham, cham, cham! - He was late!
- Cham, cham, cham! - He was late.
You need to slap him hard.
(Punishment)
- I can't hear out of this ear anymore. - Get out of here.
- My turn. - Cham, cham, cham!
- Did that hurt a lot? - No, it didn't hurt at all.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Hit him hard.
Yeah, why didn't you hit me for real too?
Go ahead.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Once.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Twice!
- You're good! - Cham, cham, cham!
- The third one! - She just wants to keep slapping us!
- She just wants to keep slapping us. - That's not right.
- You need to do that over again. - It needs to be funny.
- I'll do it over again. - You need to throw from here.
I'm so sorry.
(Bull's eye)
- Can I splash them for her? - No way.
- I can't? - No, that's not right.
We'll accept it if you win again.
- Show them what's up! - Show them!
Cham, cham, cham!
I told you, it was coincidence.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Once.
Cham, cham, cham!
You're supposed to use the second punishment!
(A slap and glass full of water combination)
(Upset)
I think she's messing up on purpose.
Let's go.
Cham, cham, cham!
- That's how you should slap us. - It's funnier that way.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Once.
Cham, cham, cham!
- Soju. - Cham, cham, cham!
What? Wasn't I wrong before?
Wasn't I wrong before?
Wait a second.
- It got the side of his face. - What the heck?
I was wrong on the previous level. Why did she go again?
No, it was the third time.
Cham, cham, cham!
- Cham, cham, cham! - The soju glass.
(What are you going to do about staring me down?)
- Cham, cham, cham! - Once! - Cham, cham, cham!
- Next person. - Is it me again?
- Didn't my turn come around too fast? - It's okay, just go.
Cham, cham, cham!
- Cham, cham, cham! - Twice. - The soju is very popular.
(Bottoms up for you, Jang-hoon?)
The soju is very popular.
Cham, cham, cham! Cham, cham, cham!
I think her hands are getting faster every time.
Cham, cham, cham!
The next person is Jang-hoon.
How is it my turn again when only three people went?
It's okay, it's your turn again.
- It's Jang-hoon. - You didn't go yet.
(Bickering)
My hand really hurts a lot. I'm afraid Ho-dong is crying.
Cham, cham, cham!
- Cham, cham, cham! - Soju glass.
The soju is the most popular here.
- Relieve all your stress here. - Cham, cham, cham!
I think Yeong-cheol has only been slapped.
- Let's win, Soo-geun. - Give Jang-hoon a chance.
- Give him a chance. - Yeah, I went too many times.
(Uncomfortable)
Let's go, Jang-hoon!
Can you please make it to the fourth level?
I feel like only one person went ahead of me.
- Is it me again? - You're our class leader.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Hit him hard!
(Screaming)
(A nice sounding slap and scream)
(Bawling)
(I'm sorry, Jang-hoon)
- Try it again, Jang-hoon! - Wait!
- Try it again, Jang-hoon. - I'm sorry.
- How come you only hit me hard? - Get revenge.
- No, I hit Ho-dong hard too. - You hit me the hardest.
Revenge, revenge.
- Slap him harder. - Do it until you win, Jang-hoon.
- Until the very end. - Cham, cham, cham!
Cham, cham, cham!
- Cham, cham, cham! - He lost the third round.
- Don't hit me with the pail. - She just might.
(Strike)
- Try it again, Jang-hoon! - Do it again!
(Seo Jang-hoon goes in hiding after he decides to retire from cham, cham, cham)
- Jang-hoon! Try again! - The world revolves, take revenge.
- Come on! - Jung-hwa told you to hurry.
You can win this time.
This will be the last time, Jang-hoon.
There's no way things can keep going bad continuously.
- You can win this time, Jang-hoon. - Last time.
We're athletes, you can't let this get to you.
Think of it like you're shooting a basketball, Jang-hoon.
Let's hurry.
- Cham, cham, cham! - One!
- Cham, cham, cham! - Two!
- Soju. - Last time, try it again.
- Ready, begin! - Let's go!
- Cham, cham, cham! - A slap.
Slap him hard.
(Screaming)
(He leaves after 3 slaps, 4 soju glasses and 1 pail of water)
(Seo Jang-hoon goes into hiding after short return)
- He screamed so loud. - How can you scream so nice and loud, Jang-hoon?
Jang-hoon is crying. He's crying.
- Come one, Jang-hoon. - Let's go, Jang-hoon! You're an athlete!
- This is so funny. - You can't give up!
I'll go instead of Jang-hoon.
- Cham, cham, cham! - One.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Two.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Oh, no.
- Do what you want. - Hit him hard.
What?
(What else but a bucket full of water?)
- It went in my ear. - You got a haircut. Your side is nicely cut.
- My ear. - When did you go get your haircut?
It's called a water shave.
- I'm getting scared. - ill succeed.
Wait! May I use a studio audience chance?
I have an audience member in mind.
(Audience member: Seo Jang-hoon)
- I want to use a chance. - Okay, let's try it.
Let me introduce our studio audience, his name is Seo Jang-hoon!
- Here we go. - How do you play this game?
It's Cham, cham, cham game.
- Succeed in going the other way. - You only have to succeed four times.
- Four times? - Yes, please do it until you win.
- Cham, cham, cham! - One!
- Cham, cham, cham! - Two!
Try it again. Ready, begin!
Cham, cham, cham!
- Try to get passed level one. - Did you hear him?
This is getting to be really funny.
Why does Jang-hoon have to keep going?
- Cham, cham, cham! - One!
- Cham, cham, cham! - Two!
- Cham, cham, cham! - Three times!
Cham, cham, cham!
- Cham, cham, cham! - Once.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Two times.
- Cham, cham, cham! - Three times!
Cham, cham, cham!
(Jang-hoon succeeds all four levels)
He did it!
Jang-hoon did it for us.
Jang-hoon! Jang-hoon!
This is what a wet slap means?
(He had troubled times with revolving lantern)
(He chose a short retirement from all the hardships)
- It won't continually be hard. - This time, Jang-hoon.
(Seo Jang-hoon became a legend after defeating all his hardships)
Jang-hoon! Jang-hoon! You did it! You made it through.
Good job, you did it. Good job.
(Jang-hoon becomes the legend of 'Cham, cham, cham')
Nothing can get in your way if you challenge yourself.
Just as I thought!
Who is your final true love, Jung-hwa?
If you turn around, I'll pick my true love.
Wait a second!
I won both games. Shouldn't I be the winner?
Yes, you did win both games. Jung-hwa will...
choose her true love and...
and...
- give them her hand-phone. - He doesn't know what that is.
It's a headphone, not a hand-phone!
I must've hit you too hard.
- When was that from? - Let's all stand.
- 1999. - That's from 1999.
Wasn't the water originally clear?
- No, it wasn't. - Did the water get rusty?
- It's whiskey now. - I think it'll be Jang-hoon.
My...
true love for today is...
- none other than... - None other than?
(Will it be Jang-hoon, who won both games?)
- none other than... - None other than?
- Hee-chul! - What the heck?
What did he do?
Hee-chul!
(Frozen for a second)
(Bring over the wet slap bar)
Bring me the table.
Come here. Come over to this side.
I'll be the one to start. Like this.
One, two, three! I get to hit this time, okay?
All of our staff members are cracking up.
It's my turn to slap people. Come on.
I don't care if you're not my true love. It's my turn to slap people.
Stand in line, Jung-hwa.
Come stand in line.
Cham, cham, cham.
That was shocking.
- Let's do this! - Do we need to move?
(Uhm Jung-hwa: 'Ending Credit' 2017)
It's on here as well.
'Ending Credit'!
Uhm Jung-hwa!
(I felt like it was destiny when I first met you)
You're amazing!
(I no longer have days when I am the lead character in a movie)
(There were times when it was beautiful and had blinding spotlights in my eyes)
Try cham, cham, cham with Jang-hoon again.
Cham, cham, cham.
(Slaps)
(Another slap for Seo Jang-hoon)
I was right this time! I got away.
Forever, 'Ending Credit'!
- Uhm Jung-hwa! - Uhm Jung-hwa forever!
Take it!
I told you to get out of here!
How dare you throw that at me.
I wrote that script all night long, how dare you throw that?
(Scared)
- What's wrong with him? - Who did he choose? It's you!
Would you like a special friendship, Kyung-hoon?
(The crowned prince)
(The two men's thrilling friendship)
- What the heck? - I choose Kyung-hoon.
I won't forgive you. I can't step aside!
- Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hit you too hard? - It's okay.
(On the other hand, she gets the brunt of his hammer)
You didn't hit Kyung-hoon that hard!
- What do you know about our friendship? - Aren't you a bit too much?
I've seen all the things this guy has done.
All the really pretty girls...
What are you talking about!
(The full story of how Hee-chul went home early)
(The gods gather together to find the best god)
He's talking about me, not you. Do you see the front?
- My backside. - Beautiful.
Don't give me any of your bullshit!
(Acting flippant)
(I'll get you)
(A love arrow hits Centaurus)
What took you so long to show up?
(It's a nightmare)
- This calls for a war! - That can't happen!
(You can only achieve success through hardships)
- Where? - Where are you going to hit me?
Here.
Hit me here if you can.
("Ask Us Anything", every Saturday nights at 8:50)
- Hello, everyone. - Hello!
You'll be on the show next week or by next month.
- You can come over to our house. - Really?
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