Professor you barely said anything in an
hour and a half could you please just
for once say something your only novel
isn't even available at your own campus
bookstore
you you're here the fact that you're
here means you show very little promise
did that sound harsh I'll smile through
the rest of this you are here at Railton
College
mediocrity's capital
I think you should just keep up with the
misery being an adult is 80 misery
is bad they twisted my words I don't
know that's pretty much verbatim how did
you get like this wound stuff just look
I'm concerned that I might say something
really consistent with my personality oh
my God but inconsistent with a modern
college campus you lazy son of a boy
that's valid here I forgot you aren't
capable of leaving this town for reasons
only fully understood by your therapist
I'm not going my life is here you might
not be coming with me you are not here
either I've been holding on to a lot of
anger towards you
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you see come on you want a piece of this
that man is chair of the English
Department
[ __ ] I decided to face you as men
for one short everything's a joke to him
but they're not all funny tenure doesn't
mean you can't get smacked in the face
you let go of the notebook it has
original work in it and not if it's
yours
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