I was going to say something meaningful here but then I remembered that I still have no idea what I’m doing. Anyway, the weather has been weird lately and I suddenly started thinking about how cats probably have absolutely no idea what we’re talking about. Also, I think strawberries are underrated and nobody talks enough about how satisfying it is to find money in an old jacket. This paragraph has officially lost its purpose, but since you’re still reading it, I guess we’re both committed to the bit now.